Austin Powers Chat up Lines

Lick finger and wipe on her shirt): Let's get you out of these wet clothes.

Nice legs...what time do they open?

You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest woman on earth tonight

Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.

(Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom?

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later

Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go home without me.